Special book recall announcement

It has come to our attention that at least a few copies of our pretty little cookbook seem to have had some sort of horrible accident at the bindery. We’ve only found two problem books so far, but I can’t imagine there aren’t more lurking out there somewhere.

So, please, give your books a look, and if there is something awry–say, a few upside-down pages in the middle, or an extra cover inserted between pages 94 and 95 (WTF?) — please LET US KNOW. We’ll be happy to get you a pristine new copy, asap, along with our sincere apologies.

Thanks. And, grrrr.